Carbon Sources Harmful?

Narrator: Baabob, did you know that carbon sources can be harmful?
Baabob: Really! Then I will never breathe again!
Narrator: Uh... Baabob...
Baabob: You lie!
--Slap--
Narrator: Anyway, carbon sources can be harmful because they add carbon dioxide to the air, which contributes to global warming.
Baabob: Carbon bad! Die, you Carbon!
Narrator: Baabob, we still need carbon in our atmosphere if we want to live.
Baabob: We need bad stuff?
Narrator: Yes Baabob. Still, carbon sources are also bad because there is less oxygen for us to breathe, due to the halting of photosynthesis.

Release Agents

Narrator: Baabob! Have you ever heard of release agents?
Baabob: No, but does me not taking a shower everyday count?
Naarator: Ewww, sort of. Release Agents are agents that release carbon into our air.
Baabob: Does sweating count?
Narrator: Yes, if you are doing any exercise.
Baabob: Then what are a few more examples of release a... a... a..
Narrator: Baabob! You blew the cue cards away!
--Please excuse this slight interuption while we are having technical difficulties--
Narrator: Now that we are back and Baabob is taken care of, we can get serious. A few examples of these types of agents will be a volcanic explosion, forest fires, and anyone running a mile.
Baabob: --Talks in monkey language--
Narrator: Ah! Baabob don't hurt me!
--Slapping continues--

This. Is. HOW YOU SAVE TIGERS!!!

If you want to save some poor tigers...
Baabob: "Like me!"
Then head on over to this site.
http://www.savethetigerfund.org/
Baabob: "Yaaaay!!"

Narrator: Baabob! Hello! the cue cards are upside down! where are you?!!
Baabob: Sorry sir...
Narrator: Anyway, Baabob have you ever heard of carbon sources?
Baabob: No, not if you count my stinking breath.
Narrator: Ewww...Anyway, carbon sources are where you recieve carbon.
Baabob: What does recieve mean? Baaaaaannnaaaaaaaaas?!!
Narrator: No, Baabob. It means to give. Any way, a few examples of carbon sources are the weathering of limestone, burning of coal or oil, and the respiration of humans.
Baabob: Oh...
--Slap--

Wash your hands in the brand new carbon brand sink sources

Narrarator: Baabob, have you ever heard of a carbon sink?
Baabob: No. I doesn't wash my hands, ever.
Narrarator: Eww, but that's not what I meant. Carbon sinks are very good. They trap carbon so it cannot heat our planet.
Baabob: You mean washing your hands helps save the planet? I wash hands NOW!
Narrarator: ... No that's not what I meant.
Babbob: You lie!
-Slapping sounds-
Narrarator: Baabob, Carbon sinks are things that take Carbon Dioxide out of the atmosphere.

Baabob: Like what?

Narrarator: Us being alive is a carbon sink, because we hold carbon in our bodies.

Baabob: Okay... If I eat you then I become two carbon sinks?

Narrarator: Uhhh... No that's not how it works... stop coming closer. AHHHHH!!!

what happens when captain green fails

Baabob:wait a second what happens if the secondary consumer rides in a rocket to Pluto first class ?
Narrarator: well baabob they'd die from cold and lack of oxygen, and their friends and enemies on earth will die.
Baabob: darn I shouldn't have told mice about interplanetary travel.
Narrarator: That means every biome involving mice will either have to rewire itself around mice or just die off.
Baabob: Bad Baabob
-slapping sounds-
Narrarator: here I'll show you with a simple food web, with mice.
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Now what would happen to the crickets they eat? that's right their population would boom and eat so much grass that other animals wouldn,t be able to eat it. and it's also bad for foxes, hawks and owls because they lose a food source. Bad right?
Baabob: Ya it is

Tigers: in the past or present?

Baabob: Tigers! Nooooo!
Narrator: yes baabob, we must do something to save the tigers.
Baabob: let's go save now!
No! Baabob!
Baabob: Yes!
No!
--Slap--
--Slap--
Narrator: "...w...while I take care of Baabob...
--Slap--
Narrator: "...please enjoy this link about information on the endangered tiger...

--Slapping continues--

http://www.buzzle.com/articles/endangered-tigers.html

Food for thought: Scavengers

All animals are selfish beings that want food for themselves. After they're done, those animals leave it to rot. All those animals have abundant food so they make use of it (cough cough humans), while others are struggling to find food for lunch. Few in that weak and filthy group of animals, are those scavengers that fight for survival.
Baabob: "Eat or be eaten!"
Yes baabob.
Scavengers are Baabobs
--Slap!--
I...i mean a group of animals that scavenge the ground for food. They eat bodies of the dead animals. When they eat the bodies, they keep the flow of energy in constant motion. Without them, there would dead bodies everywhere and disease would spread easily throughout the jungle.
Baabob: Few examples will be...me!
--Slap--
--Slap--
Baabob: that does it! slap war!
--Slaping continues--
(a few minutes later)
Narrator: Okay, few real examples will be like vultures, hyenas, and other smaller foxes.
An example of a vulture can be like the king vulture. This vulture will roam around wherever there is food.
Baabob: Slap war 2!
--Slap--
No!
--Slap-- ...

NOOOO! GRANDPA Bobaa

Baabob: Mr. Narrarator my Grandpa died, in his will he said he wanted to be buried where he was found,in the woods, with the wolves. What will happen to his body?
Narrarator: Now that you've told me I'm going to desacrate his corpse, by lighting it on fire then jump up and down on his ashes.
Baabob: Oh...
Narrarator: but if it was natural decomposition he would get eaten by decomposers
Baabob: are cookies decomposers?
Narrarator: No
Baabob: How about the peanut butter jelly time guy
Narrarator: NO!
Baabob: Way ya way ya way ya, what about CHUCK NORRIS!!!!
Narrarator: Silence! none of those things are decomposers, but worms are.
Baabob:EWWWWW! Tape worms are gross, bu they are about as effective for losing weight as diets.
Narrarator: Not tape worms worm worms
Baabob: (cough cough) What... do... decomposers...d...d...d, hey the cue cards upside down!
Narrarator: Well Baabob, decomposers eat the remains of dead animals and plants and transport that energy back to the earth or just keep it until they die.
Baabob: this means that this is the last post... does that mean we'll never be heard from again?
Narrarator: Maybe Baabob, maybe
Peanutbutterjellychung: Never fear you will come back soon enough
Baabob: holy moly it's you
Peanutbutterjellychung:okay... anyway bye

why this is called the NOM YUM NOM blog... PART-ETH 2

Yes, this is the second part of why this is called the nom yum nom blog. If you didn't know that, you are a totalitarian dictator. Go get you I.Q. checked.
Baabob: "UNLESS YOU ARE CHUCK NORRIS!!!"
Narrarator: "Or Bruce Lee. They both eat Big Macs at BURGER KING'S!!!"
Baabob: "Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink."
Narrarator: "Okay... In that case Chuck Norris was the secondary consumer."
Baabob: "Are BAAAAANANAAAAAS secondary consumers?"
Narrarator: "No, Baabob, Harpie Eagles are secondary consumers because they eat monkeys which eat bananas."
Baabob: "But Narrarator, monkeys are invincible. They are infused with Chuck Norris's cookies."
Narrarator: "Whatever. Harpie Eagles eat monkeys."
Baabob: "Be that way. I'm not listening to you."
Narrarator: "Now on to my point. Secondary comsumers are animals that consume either primary consumers or producers."
Baabob: "In other words, they NOM YUM NOM each other."
Narrarator: "Uhhh..."
--Slap--
Narrarator: "CUT IT OUT!"
Baabob: "Okay. Can I have a cookie?"
Narrarator: "No."

why this is called the NOM YUM NOM blog

Narrarator:You must have seen the title of this blog to be reading this so I assume you realize it's about eating. The people who eat in a food chain are called CONSUMERS. And the people who eat first are called Primary consumers. They are usually herbivores or omnivores because they are the ones who eat plants!!! You know about the beans song right... these are the farting people. They are the third link in a food chain and they are where major diversions occur from. Unfortunately they almost always die :( That wasn't in the job description was it Mr. Bun Bun? Speaking of mister Bun Bun some other primary consumers are raccoons, horses, cows, and etc. But, if They're lucky, you'll get to the end of your lifespan and die...oh... that's not much better. If they die they'll get scavenged or flat out decomposed, what a life.
Baabob:And if neither of those things happen that primary consumer is... CHUCK NORRIS!!!! Just a word of advise I am OCD with Chuck Norris

BROUGHT YOU BY THE PRODUCERS OF FOOD!!

Producers are living organisms that take in energy from the SUNN!!!
Baabob: "SALUTATIONS TO THE SUNN!!!"
The mighty sun gives off energy to the those greedy plants that don't share with us animals. (cough cough YEAH BOB)
Narrator: "So us animals are left to fend for themselves, however, stupid humans increase their dying rate.
Baabob: "BAAAAAAANANAAAAAA!!!"
"Yesss Bob, bananna trees are an example of producers, but monkyes mainly eat them.
Baabob: So what! Monkeys aren't important?!! Why is it always humans, humans, and humans!!"
Narrator: "Fine!! few examples of producers are maple trees, redwood, apple, mango trees, etc."
-Slap!--
Baabob: Say more!
Narrator: No!
--Slap!--

Salutations to the SUNN!!!

As you may know, the sun is the source of all life.
Baabob: "No... Under the sea, little THINGIES live off of just heat vents and deep-earth minerals."
Narrarator: "What-ever. I don't care abo-"
--Slap--
Narrarator: "Okay, fine. MOST living things-"
--Slap--
Narrarator: "-THINGIES live off the sun."
--Slap--
Baabob: "SALUTATIONS TO THE SUNN!!!"
--Bob poses...--
Narrarator: "Ookay... Whatever. The sun gives energy and light to-"
--Slap--
Baabob: "And heat to many organisms. Most of them cannot live without the SUNN!!!"
--Slap--
Baabob: "Hey!"
--Chasing ensues--
Baabob: "Chuck Norris once beat the sun in a staring contest. SALUTATIONS TO CHUCKIE NORRIS!!!"

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Hello, I am Peanut butter jelly chung, better known as Eric Crouch. This Blog entitled NOM YUM NOM will explain the various food webs on this disgusting cesspool of a planet. Just to tell my or totaliterian dictator (the conservative ones) readers I may or may not make references to global warming in the future if you disagree with this Idea Go with it and you should probably get your IQ checked, no offense. Anyway I hope you enjoy it and really totaliterian dictators get the IQ checked! If you like Sarah Palin anyways, Hope you enjoy see you later